Ryan Seacrest already picked a diamond ring for his hetersexual lover

Ryan Seacrest’s heterosexual love affair with Julianne Hough has been a whirlwind romance. They just spent a chunk of time in Paris – with his family – shopping, sight-seeing, and being heterosexual. The photos (like these) were so happy and so constant that there were even reports that Ryan had proposed to his hetersexual girlfriend while they were in “Gay Paris”, a report which Ryan quickly denied (a vagina for the rest of his life seemed a bridge too far for Seacrest). But now Radar is revisiting the ol’ engagement rumor, even going so far as to claim that Ryan even has a ring all picked out… for Julianne. Not a diamond ring for himself, silly!

The hardest working man in show biz is going to pop the question to his lady love, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned.

Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough have been dating for less than a year, but sources close to the couple have revealed that the American Idol host has already picked out an engagement ring and is preparing to propose.

“Ryan already has the ring — and it’s a rock — four to five carats,” one source confirmed to RadarOnline.com. “Money was no object for Ryan… expect the Rolls Royce of engagement rings. He’s had it for awhile and is in the process of planning the engagement. It’s going to happen within the next few months or so!”

Seacrest, who met the dancer turned actress early last summer, dismissed rumors he popped the question over the holidays.

“I’m not engaged,” he told People, but added “I’m very happy.”

Another source close to Seacrest played coy when asked to confirm or deny the upcoming engagement.

“If Ryan was planning to propose, why would I spoil the whole surprise for him?” the insider said, but gushed about how in love the couple are. “I don’t think I’ve ever seen him like this over a girl before, ever… they fit together so perfectly. All his family adore her too, and I know his mom would be really happy to see him settle down with Julianne and work on giving her some grandchildren!”

[From Radar]

Maybe I’m a total bitch (true story). Maybe I am just too cynical and jaded to see true love’s hetersexual bloom in these two kids. Maybe Dame Seacrest really does love Julianne’s vadge, and he wants to marry it. Forever and ever. But something tells me that Ryan has never seen her vadge. Just my theory!

Photos courtesy of Fame.

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